List of Henry Danger: The Musical songs

Below is a list of songs from the hour-long episode Henry Danger: The Musical.

There's a Musical Curse Over Swellview
Henry

(yawns) What?

Charlotte

Henry, you gotta get over here

Henry

Why are you singing?

Why am I singing?

Charlotte

Just brush your teeth and get over here!

Henry

Can you smell my breath through the phone?

Charlotte

What? No! Listen!

Someone put a musical curse over this town

Henry

Really?

Charlotte

Really!

Henry

Has it infected everybody else?

Charlotte

Go downstairs and see for yourself

Kris

Something's going on

Piper

There's a musical curse over Swellview

Jake

I'm stuck in a song

Jake, Kris, Piper

There's a musical curse over Swellview

Captain Man, tell us can you hear us

Jake

I'm doing this against my will

Kris

Yeah!

There's a musical curse over Swellview

Piper

This is so not chill

Jake, Kris, Piper

There's a musical curse over Swellview

Hey Kid Danger, did you hear us?

Kris

Henry, where are you going?

Henry

I hate to be a jerk

But I gotta go to work

You know, sell the Junk and the Stuff

Kris

But, Henry, haven't you heard

We're singing every word

Jake

Like this

Jake, Kris, Piper

It's totally out of our control

Henry

Sorry fam, I gotta roll

Jake, Piper, Kris

Not a key change!

Trent

If you're just tuning in

There's a musical curse over Swellview

Mary

My middle name is Debbie

Trent (Mary)

Good God, Mary!

There's a musical curse over Swellview (Mary Debbie Gaperman)

News crew

Captain Man, Kid Danger, can you save us?

Trent

In other news, a Swellview woman is pregnant

But NOT with what you'd expect—

Frankini

We interrupt this program for me!

Citizens of Swellview, it is I, Frankini the Grand

In case you didn't notice, there's a musical curse o’er the land

My bad. Or good!

 'Cause this is the way that it should be

I have control of all of your speakers

I'm blasting a special low-frequency

And now, Swellview is perfect.

Musically extra perfect!

Just like me

Tata for now!

All

Oh no!

Ray

What did I miss?

You’ll Never Believe What Happened
Charlotte, Jasper, Schwoz

What are we gonna do?

Charlotte

I’m trying to find Frankini

Charlotte, Jasper, Schwoz

What are we gonna do?

Schwoz

He’s gotta be hiding somewhere

Charlotte, Jasper, Schwoz

What are we gonna do?

Charlotte, [Jasper], (Schwoz)

Henry! [There he is!] (Finally!)

Henry

Sorry it took me so long

Jasper

Ooh, Hen, you’ll never believe what happened

Henry

No, I know.

Jasper

There’s a musical curse over Swellview

Henry

Yeah, I know.

Jasper

And you’ll never believe who did it

Henry

Frankini?

Jasper

Frankini!

Henry

Yeah, I know!

Jasper

Ooh, Hen, you’ll never believe how he did it

Henry

The speakers.

Jasper

He took control of the speakers

Henry

Yeah, I know.

Jasper and Henry

And then put out a weird kind of frequency and now we have to sing

Henry

Jasper!

Jasper

Yeah?

Henry

Thanks for filling me in

Jasper

Sure!

Ray Hates Musicals
Schwoz

Oh god, I smell a high note! Plug your ears!

We Hate This Curse
The vendors

Ice cream, ice cream

Fresh corn on the cob

I got hot dogs, beans

Frankini

Listen to them sing

I'm bursting at the seams

They're having so much fun

Do you know what this means?

Goomer

They're hungry?

Frankini

No, they love me!

Goomer

Oh, I'm hungry!

Frankini

''Here. Go get some beans''

Stop singing, just go!

Piper

Frankini?

Frankini

Well, no need to be star struck! Even though the star is here! Well. I just came by to see how much everyone is loving the musical gift that I've graciously given to Swellview! So...

Piper

I'll sing for the group!

We hate it, we hate it

We hate your stupid curse

We're sick of all the singing

And think you're the worst

The vendors

We're sick of all the singing

And think you're the worst

Goomer

That's not what he wanted to hear!

Frankini

I don't understand! How could anyone not find delight in this musical utopia?

Piper

Want an example?

Frankini

Sure.

Piper

These bro guys, these jocks

They're stuck here in your trance

They wanna throw the football

But are forced to dance

The vendors

Instead of playing football

They are forced to dance

Frankini

Well, it's not my fault that some people are boring and don't understand the concept of whimsy!

Captain Man

Step aside, Frankini!

The vendors

Enter the heroes

Frankini

Well, well, Kid Danger, The Captain

So nice of you to show

Kid Danger and Captain Man

Sorry, but Frankini it is time to go

The vendors

The heroes tell the villain

That's it's time to go

Captain Man

That's right.

Kid Danger

Yeah!

The Swellview Summer Market Fight
Captain Man

Listen Frankini, we've all had a wonderful magical sing-songy day

Kid Danger

Not.

Captain Man

That's right, Kid Danger. I was being sarcastic.

My sidekick and I

Will decide to not fight you

If you make this curse go away

Kid Danger

Hot.

Frankini

Well...

You've stated your case

And I'll swear to your face

You'll stop singing

At eight on the dot

Kid Danger

Oh, great.

Frankini

Not!

Captain Man

Then you'll be fought

The vendors

The heroes and the villain

Couldn't strike a deal

So they are squaring off to fight

Like, for real

His arm is drawing back

Here comes the punch attack

One, two, three

Frankini

Oh...

Captain Man

I say...

Frankini

Does this happen often?

Captain Man

I think you know it doesn't!

Kid Danger

I got this. Face kick!

Frankini

Sorry boys,

But you don't have a chance

The only fights in musicals

Are fights through dance

The vendors

They cannot hurt Frankini cuz--

Kid Danger

We got it, we got it.

The vendors

Sorry

Frankini

Also, before you try shooting me with one of your little lasers...

All weapons in musical theater are props!

Captain Man and Kid Danger

That does it!

The vendors

At this realization

That fighting will not work.

They'll have to find another way

To beat this jerk

Frankini set the rules

Our heroes look like fools

Frankini

Listen, I could do

This little song and dance all day

But I could use an intermission

Just like on Broadway

Goomer!

Goomer

Me?

Frankini

Catch me!

The vendors

Excellent landing!

Captain Man

All right, we defeated Frankini and he ran away!

'Cause we defeated him.

The vendors

Not true and you know it

Captain Man

All right, fine.

That's Why You Have Us
Ray

Hey Schwoz, what are you doing right now?

Something super smart, I bet.

Schwoz

Aww, well.

I’m hacking into the mainframe

So we can go find what’s-his-name

Using this appliance, science science science

Breaking only one or two laws

Ray

It really is impressive, how else can I express it?

Schwoz

Aww!

That’s why you have a Schwoz

Ray and Schwoz

Doodlee-doo

Jasper

Doodlee-doo?

Henry

Yeah, what’s with you?

Ray

The more you compliment ‘em, the faster they’ll work. Watch.

Hey Char, bet you’re pretty close to tracking Frankini down, huh? My little genius.

Charlotte

Aww, well.

I did a scan of the whole town

The night that everything went down

Soon I’ll know the source, and after that of course can

Show you on the map of the star

Ray

Man, you are amazing. Really trail blazing!

Henry

I really like your brain dude, truly is insane dude!

Jasper

And not being sarcastic, your hair looks fantastic!

Charlotte

Aww!

That’s why you have a Char

Ray and Charlotte

Doodlee-doo

Henry

Well, how do you know if you compliment them, they’ll work faster?

Charlotte

Done!

Ray

A-Doodlee-doo.

Meet Me Here Tonight
Frankini

Hey boys!

Nice running into you at the park

What a show

Exclamation mark!

Kid Danger

Mind if I?

Captain Man

Go for it.

Kid Danger (Captain Man)

Cool.

Hey, Frankini, not a fan (Yeah)

So Kid Danger and Captain Man (Yeah)

Are gonna find a way to make this curse comply (Yeah)

Hey dude? (Yeah)

You gotta stop! (Yeah)

Captain Man

Yeah, you know, as I was doing it, it felt kind of annoying.

Frankini

Anyways.

You tried to punch me yesterday

But Frankini don’t play that way

So if you wanna fight, then you’ll do it for show

Here’s how it’s gonna go.

6, 7, 8!

Meet me here tonight

We’re gonna have a singing fight

You can bring anyone you know

Out-sing me and the curse will go

Ray

Did I hear you wrong?

You and us are gonna fight by song?

Frankini

But you can bring a friend with you

Out-sing me and the curse is through

And we’re gonna livestream it

It’d be a shame to do it alone

Yeah, we’re gonna livestream it

To the swell-viewers at home

Well, well, well, meet me here tonight

We’re gonna have a singing fight

You can bring anyone you know

Out-sing me—

Goomer

Vocalizing

Frankini (Goomer) [Kid Danger and Captain Man]

Shut up, Goomer!

Out-sing me (Yeah)

Out-sing me

And the curse will go [No, no, no, no]

K, thanks, ‘bye

The Want Song
Piper

I want a pony, a cruise on the Caribbean sea

A new car

Jake

Oh, I regret this immediately.

Piper

I want a jewel, like a rare one that’s never been found

Dad!

Jake

What?

Piper

Why aren’t you writing this down?

That’s what I want

Yeah, yeah, yeah

That’s what I want

Cruise, car, and a pony

What I want

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Ask and ye receive

That’s what I want

What, what?

Jake

Okay, this is all a bit extravagant

Piper

Extravagant?

That’s what I’ma name my pony!

Piper and Kris

Work!

Jake

Work?

Honey, you’re on her side?

Kris (Piper)

Hecks yeah, I am! You got yourself into this mess, buddy. And it’s Mama’s turn.

I want a purse, a kimono, one that costs a ton

You know, I also want a pony (Right?) So fun!

Ooh, an emerald necklace

That would take the cake

Jake

I got you one last year!

Kris

It was fake.

That’s what I want

Yeah, yeah, yeah

That’s what I want

Kimono, emerald, pony

Piper

That’s what I want

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Piper and Kris

Ask and ye receive

That’s what I want

What, what?

It’ll Be Great
Charlotte

Hey, good news!

Henry just sent me a text that says

Thumbs up, I got Ray

Jasper and Schwoz

That’s great.

Charlotte

That’s great?

Is that all that you guys have to say?

Jasper

Sorry, we just finished our list of singers to come help Captain Man and Kid Danger song-battle Frankini—

Jasper and Schwoz

And it is awesome!

Charlotte

Oh, cool. Anyone I know?

Jasper

Oh, I think you’ll recognize a couple names.

Schwoz

Yes, a few might ring a bell.

Jasper and Schwoz

Lady Gaga and Madonna, Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyoncé, Adele

Charlotte

What?

Jasper and Schwoz

Lady Gaga and Madonna, Harry Styles, Ariana Grande, Beyoncé, Adele

Charlotte

Well, I know how this is going to go

Jasper and Schwoz

No!

It’ll be great, it’ll be grand

Charlotte, don’t you understand

Celebrities love helping our cause

So applaud your brillant boys, Jasper and Schwoz

Jasper

So, you gonna clap for us?

Charlotte

No.

The Bro Song
Ray

Oh, God, please don't tell me you're about to sing a pump-up song, ‘cause it's not gonna work.

Henry (Ray)

Remember when you took the Toddler, bro (Bro)

You put that baby to bed (Please don’t do this)

The Time Jerker, Drex and Minyak, bro (Bro)

Get out of your head

Ray (Henry)

It's just that this one cuts me to the core (I know)

Henry

But now’s the time to meow,

It’s the time to roar

’Cause you’re Captain Man

You are the best

Ray, Soundtrack Version/Ray, Episode Version

I do appreciate the compliment/Give it up, give it up, Henry

Henry

You’re Captain Man

And I will not rest ‘til I see you try to win, baby

Captain Man

We're gonna see

How super a hero can be

Ray (Henry)

That was a cool fight on the train though (Bro)

Bro

Just sayin’

Ray and Henry

I mean it really was insane though

Bro, bro, bro

We had a fight atop a literal train

Henry

We're gonna win again this time somehow

Ray

I do have a beautiful voice

Henry

He's gonna hear you roar

Ray

He's gonna hear me meow

Henry

’Cause you're Captain Man

You are the best

Ray

I'm not gonna fight you on that one

Henry (Both)

You're (Captain Man)

Ray

And I'm gonna test

If I'm the best that I can be, baby

Ray and Henry

Captain Man

We're gonna see

Henry

How super

Ray

A super duper

Henry and Ray

How super super duper duper

A hero can be

Ray

Meow with me

Henry

Wait, what?

Ray

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Henry and Ray

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow

Meow

The Fight Song
TBA

The Cheesy Grand Finale
Captain Man

Uh...

It takes more than one voice to make harmony

Frankini

Oh no!

Captain Man

We all have a choice for our destiny

Frankini

He's singing a finale!

Captain Man

So if everyone here would just sing with me

We’d all be free in harmony

Piper

Oh my god.

That was even more meaningless than I expected.

Kid Danger

It was perfect.

That’s exactly how musicals end.

Frankini

Why don’t we go back to those one-on-one singing battles, huh? Gregorian chant anyone? Vocalizing

Kid Danger

No! We all have to join in and sing with Captain Man.

Piper

Yeah, there is no way I’m singing anything that cheesy.

Goomer

I’ll sing with you

Frankini

Shut up Goomer!

Goomer

No I will not shut up!

It takes more than one voice to make harmony

We all have a choice for our destiny

Goomer, Kid Danger

So if everyone here would just sing with me

We’d all be free in harmony

Captain Man

Wait!

I know that voice

Why do I know that voice?

Were you once in a musical?

A musical about Cats?

Kid Danger

Was it Cats?

Captain Man

Doesn't matter, Kid!

Goomer

I was, years ago. How’s come?

Captain Man

You were beautiful

Meow, meow

Goomer

Meow, meow

Frankini, Piper

What the...?

Captain Man

Can I sing with you?

Kid Danger

Oh, so you'll listen to him just because he's got the voice of an angel?

Captain Man

Meow... I mean, yes.

Goomer

Will you sing too?

Frankini

Goomer, no!

Piper

Of course! Anything from that voice!

Kid Danger

So now everyone's gonna sing?

Piper

Yeah!

Captain Man

We gotta sing!

Captain Man, Kid Danger, Goomer, Piper

It takes more than one voice to make harmony

We all have a choice for our destiny

So if everyone here would just sing with me

We’d all be free in harmony

Frankini

Make it stop! My machine!

Captain Man

Everyone home, sing along!

All (Goomer)

It takes more than one voice to make harmony (Heeey)

We all have a choice for our destiny (destiny)

So if everyone here would just sing with me

We’d all be free (we’ll be free) in harmony

It takes more than one voice to make harmony (Heeey)

We all have a choice for our destiny (destiny)

So if everyone here would just sing with me (oh yeah)

We’d all be free (we’ll be free) in harmony

Kid Danger

Something’s going on

Captain Man

Something’s going on

Goomer

Something’s going on

All

The musical curse has been lifted!

Frankini

It's melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!